Once upon a county fare, a young boy was born. He grew up with the fare people and when he reached his age, he would tell his magnificant tales to the people. They would listen intently, however gory, and they would laugh for hours at the endings of his tales. Unfortunatly, this chap wasnt me. So, insted your stuck with my crappy humor. Enjoy, this is the first story i ever wrote... called Smiley the Dinosaur (I had bad grammar back then)

there once was a dinosaur called smiley. he used to smile all the time even if he was upset. one day when smiley was watching the discovery wings channel when his favoutire program (men and planes) was interupted by a republican broadcast. now smiley being the kinda guy he is watched the broadcast, whilst the hate in side him grew. he grew so angry his smile turned into a minor grin. so with his spirit and smile disturbed, Smiley got up and went to republican headquarters. when there he picked up a convenantly placed shotgun and shot everone in side the building. just before killing the boss, smiley said "that'll teach you to interupt my programs and smile you f**kin' ass riding cat s**t." so with that all done with smiley walked out the building.

Smiley now lives in a nice padded room with a tele, but remember dont disturb his programs, unless you want to lose your face and nipples.